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Friday
Aug202010

PIRANHA 3D is all tits and gore (review)

Rating:  (Bad)

I enjoy a good B movie, ala Snakes on a Plane, The Expendables, and Ninja Assassin, but Piranha 3D makes Final Destination's gore look tame. Do we want thrills this cheap at the theater? Piranha 3D has more naked women, bloody deaths, maimings, decapitations, and mutilations than anything than any theatrical release in years. I'm all for fun, but this is gore porn. If you like that sort of thing, this is the movie for you. If you're looking for a movie that doesn't violently rip the face off a girl by tying her hair in a boat propeller, watch something else. Piranha 3D may be about the insatiable appetites of ancient fish with teeth, but one serving is enough for me. 

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